Valentine as a single man!

So I am currently stuck in an airport somewhere in the NorthEast region and since I have nothing better to do, I've decided to blog about my plans for vals day (not that you care). Thinking about tomorrow has me feeling low... I can't remember the last time I truly had a valentine...all I remember is as years have gone by and I have watched lovers and couples hold hands, exchange endearments, lock lips and stare at each other, my feeling of loneliness seems to compound...tomorrow I dread the same. So in an attempt to practice what I preach, I've decided to make the most of tomorrow...I plan to Val myself...yipeeeeeeeeeeeeee... so I'll let you guys into the world of a single man and how he spends vals day.

Now if you are a single guy or single lady facing the prospect of spending valentines day alone, you are welcome to share in my events for the day.... Now in order to get the best out of tomorrow, you'll need the following
1) A sad movie (cassablanca, The Champ, Armagedon, Titanic)
2) Andrea Boccelli's CD - Under the desert sky or Diana Krall
3)A warm cover
4) Track downs or pj's
5) Popcorn or ground nut (your preference)
6) Towel or tissue (very important!!!)

First thing you want to do is switch off your cell phone...this is extremely IMPORTANT!!! ... if you live with people, you might want to lock yourself in your room (trust me its worth it!)
Second thing you want to do is either dim your lights or switch them off...we need to create the mood... if you are a candle or incense person, feel free to burn whichever...

Now slot the movie into your dvd, sit back, relax and watch...while chewing on your popcorn...
in order to get the best out of this expereince, the movie has to be a tear jerker (so play something romantic). Now you'll get to a point where you feel the tears rolling down your eyes (guys don't front! YOU CRY!)...don't stop the tears...wail as much as you can... once the movie is over, play the CD....if you wailed while the movie was on, you are guaranteed to wail when as the cd plays... so keep wailing... trust me when you've done all this, you'll appreciate yourself and situation better.....lol!!! ....

Mannnnn...it's no wonder why I am still single.... pass the kleenex please!