Issues!

I have a huge exam tomorrow but for some strange reason I can't get myself to study... So while sitting back, trying to figure out why I lack the motivation to study, it hit me BIG TIME! I have had this problem from my early years....I successfully traced it back to nursery School ..YESSSSSSS...I said it nursery school.... a number of you on here will be able to relate once I delve into my discovery...

Nursery school Rhymes

Jack and Jill :
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and BROKE his head and Jill came tumbling after.
ok my people explain to me how this could have happened. There had to be a third person up there with them... my theory is Jack was toasting Jill and as per correct bobo, decided to escort Jill to fetch water (which river is up the hill?...hmm kai it's even more confusing as I type this)..ok ok ok I digress...so as they got up the hill, 1st generation OJ (Jills current boy friend ..his name was probably Wasiu, Obelife, Igbhinoviaghoneme) was up there waiting for them and decided to teach them a lesson...why couldn't the guy just drag Jill away from Jack? did he push Jack and when Jill sparked and said it was over, push Jill as well?what do you guys think?

Black Sheep:
Baa Baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full...one for the master, one for the dame and one for the little boy who lives in our lane.
How many of you have seen a black sheep before? Okay how many of you have spoken with one? You see how these people confused us? I can't wait to sue my nursery school for the damage they caused me growing up...I tried communicating with animals...the time I used in learning this poem and working on my animal talk, I would have learnt another language!

Twinkle Twinkle little star:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,How I wonder what you are.Up above the world so high,Like a diamond in the sky.Twinkle, twinkle, little star,How I wonder what you are!
What rubbishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....twinkle twinkle little STAR, how I wonder what you are. IT IS A STARRRRRRRRRR!!!! my goodness! no wonder why people say I over-analyze my business cases....why wouldn't I ...see what I had to go through!

Georgy Porgy:
Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie,Kissed the girls and made them cry.When the boys came out to play,Georgy Porgy ran away.
Ok and we complain about the rising number of pedophiles? give me a break! Explain to me why a kiss would make a girl cry?...hmmm

Humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;All the King's horses and all the King's men,Couldn't put Humpty together again.
Enough said!

One two buckle my shoes! three four knock at the door, five six pick up sticks, seven eight lay them straight, nine ten a big fat hen
And when I had difficulty counting past ten they wanted to beat me red.... I couldn't come up with anything that rhymed with eleven twelve....still struggling to come up with something that rhymes with it....

Ok so you people see how troubled I am...so in case I don't do well in my exam and I sue my current school for not picking up on my troubled past, you all can bare me witness abi?
cool so no jacking for me jare....what's on TV...Sesame Street??????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yankee kids claim they are troubled...troubled ko doubled ni....they should come and try me!