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Monday, July 28, 2008

Picture Prospect Club

You want to join...Membership is free...opportunities with this club are endless. You've just had a preview of the club I've been invited to join. I must say it's always nice when folks think your profile fits the caliber of folks they are trying to attract. While my mates are getting invites into the inner circle of the Bill Gates of this world, I am getting invited to join the Picture Prospect Club.

The Picture Prospect Club is for professionals looking to settle down but who lack the "liver" to toast a lady, can't easily locate ladies, are too busy to make time out to find their mate or for one who friends have termed a "hopeless" case in terms of meeting a lady. I've been told by those that seek to induct me into this club that I fall into the fourth category. So you might be wondering how does the Picture Prospect Club's (PPC) operate? Well they fill your inbox with pictures of ladies, some you know and many you don't know. The idea is for you to go through the pictures, inform the power that be if any interests you at which point they go into hook-up mode.

We all have friends who belong to this club..whether they realize it or not. Anyway Friday night, was guys night out...I hung out with seven guy friends...we decided to go to my favorite cafe, chill, hang out and generally reminisce. For some strange reason (I guess out of excitement I was finally going out on a Friday night), it didn't hit me that all the guys were married...Now I don't know how it works when the ladies have their night out but with the guys, if you happen to be the only single guy in the midst of married men, be sure that if you don't have strong yabs, you are going to be the bunt of their jokes ..ALL NIGHT! After settling in at the cafe, the salvos began...Almost every lady that walked into the cafe became a potential wife for Miguel...Talk about embarrassment galore...

So you'd think I learnt my lesson from that experience...Naaaa not me...Sunday, I decided to carry my head and legs to a surprise party for a friends sister, who happens to be married. Now I didn't think nothing of it until I noticed that 85% of folks in attendance were married, 12% engaged and the remaining 3% either in a relationship or single with a comma. Anyway so while looking for a group to interact with, I was left with the most obvious choice...the married men! And yesssssss you catch my drift I was the bunt of their jokes...Those that knew me went through my past like they were rumbling through trash for something of value. Anyway at this meeting I guess the decision to induct me into PPC was birth.

The PPC must be a successful club cause it beats me why women continue to send these guys their pictures. I mean the fact that a guy is married doesn't mean he'll have great success hooking you up with his single friend. The funniest thing I gathered is women actually send updated pictures...lol...

Anyway, I am off to visit my inbox...Who knows I might find a picture of you in there...lol

4 Comments:

  • At 2:19 PM , Blogger kuesooM said...

    So I decided to swing by here to see if you'd thought better abt ur crappy last post, and now you have not disappointed me....:-)

    Hope the PPC club works out for ya..lol! Just bear in mind that some pictures don't tell the whole picture...(wth am I on about!)

     
  • At 12:30 PM , Blogger Mineexclusively said...

    Don't even know what to type. Picture Prospect Club??? Now, that's a funny one. Is it like a glorified face book? Abi, na only pictures bin full the place?

    Anyho, welcome back.

    Nothing do you!

     
  • At 10:57 AM , Blogger Spicy said...

    Kuesoom....Lol...Trust me I know a thing or two about pictures...currently learning about the "air brush"...lol

    mineexclusively... Nothing do you jare!!!

     
  • At 1:24 AM , Blogger zioner said...

    hehehehe, LOL! Too funny...maybe u should go armed with jokes of ur own so they too can b the bunt of ur jokes, no? "who knows I might find a picture of you in there"...LOL. I agree! Life is full of surprises, isn't it!

     

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