Guess who is Back!!!

hello my people... yup i am back ooo... i know i've been gone for a while but you can't blame a broda... demands of school, church, weddings, drama(s), writers block...so let me bring you all up-to-date.

Yes i got into my 1st choice school ...i give God the praise...but walahi talahi school can be humbling. I mean where else do you pay so much money, get deprived of sleep, get cold called at least twice a week ( its always in that class you failed to prepare for), have lengthy assignments and cases to go through week in week out? for those ladies looking to lose weight..if you've tried every single diet on this earth and they've all failed, try B-school diet... you will be amazed at how much weight you would have lost in your first semester/quarter. I walk around these days looking like Chris Rock in the days of "boomerang" ...man that dude looked really bad back then...see what money does...

Ok let me not bore you all with school jare...i have a lot to gist y'all...where do i start...hmmm...ok let me start from the latest craze...wedding sites!
First off let me just say that i have no issues with people sharing their stories...i think its a beautiful thing..its gotten a few brodas thinking about settling down ( now i don't know if its so they can have their own site or if its hit them that its about time they settled down).
Anyway, so my favorite past-time is no longer scrabble but wedding sites... man some of the stories are hilarious ... i mean i read one site where they were talking about the groom...they went as far as mentioning the dude was delivered by German nurses/doctor... i almost laughed my self to a sore throat...kai... naijas never cease to amaze me...German doctor...lol...lol...

Anyway i have serious beef with some of the sites... at the rate at which folks are throwing up sites, by the time i find my wife and we settle on a date to get married and also build our German inspired site, there'll be no more songs for us to pick from... we might have to record our own song...ah! ah!! i mean this is too much... first it was oruka...i didnt complain, then "you" ..i said nothing...then "here and now" i acted dumb...but "Olomiiiiii" naaa i vexxxxx...common people...if it was only one or two sites playing the song, i'd understand and probably have it on rotation but almost every site has the song playing...i mean 95% of the sites i've been through have it as one of their songs... i mean its gotten so bad that whenever i want to here the song, rather than listen to my ipod or play the CD, all i need to do is pull up a site.

By the way! what is up with all these weddings? i mean i leave town for less than a year, people have gotten engaged left, right and center... by the time i am sending them a congratulatory email, i receive a wedding invite. Even in my church, i hear we had close to 15 weddings between January and July...as a result of this and a few other things i have noticed, i have come to a conclusion...there has to be money involved! In the words of the great Oliver d'Coupe .."oga chop! i chop!" please share with the rest of us ooo. i mean its really disturbing...but for my friends the Punk of Bradford, Jupka Jupka and Roterminator, every other male friend of mine is either engaged, getting married in a month, in december or married. I mean what is going on hereeeeeeeeeeeeeee....what gets me the most is, i show up for these weddings and i look like the irresponsible one. It got so bad that the last wedding i went for, rather than the groom throwing the garter, the dude called me up on stage and handed it to me... utter embarrassment! to that effect i have made a vow...the next wedding i attend i must have a partner with me...for $19.99, i have found the perfect partner! Shes full of air, forever smiling, never talks (and i mean never! she hasn't said a word to me since i bought her), shes always dressed and ready to go, never hungry, submissive..in short shes every man's dream...now that i have her, i doubt i'll ever face such embarrassment again...

Anyway just thought i should at least put something up just to show i am back...I'll be back with correct gist...man i have so much gist, Ovation cannot hold me down!