Let's Talk.....
Ok today i am going to do something different. Today two sides of Miguel want to talk at the same time. One side is happy, the other feels like venting while ....(Hey...what can i say... i know i have multiple personality issues...at least i am not in denial)...
The doctors say i am suffering from MPAWS [acronym, pronounced '-em'pause', not to be confused with menopause]: stands for MBA Post-Application Waiting Syndrome. Term used to designate the idiosyncratic behaviors of MBA applicants during the admissions decision period (ADP).
Miguel also wants to talk (here we go AGAIN!!!)
Happy Miguel
Checked my email this morning and noticed an email from McCombs Business School in Texas. Well i opened the email and yipeeeeeeee i have been invited for an interview at McCombs. Ok peeps only a select few get invited so join me in waving your boxers (gents) ...thongs (ladies) in the air, wave them like you just dont care...then screaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm.
And my career advisor said i wont make a good cheerleader.... guess she got laid off for giving peeps wrong advice.
Venting Miguel
I hate excuses! i am one person that feels people should take responsibility for their actions or lack of actions. Can't stand people that are supposed to be role models doing the silliest of things and then they open their mouth to say "oh i apologise" and expect to keep their jobs (Bush, Rice, Mba, Ngige....take note). There are somethings that are understandable, while others are blatant. Ok Ok Ok this really has nothing to do with politics at least not yet... i'll probably touch on the morons that we have as political leaders... Greedy murderers... illiterates ( have you all noticed any similiarities between Bush and Obasanjo? ahhhh let me drop three... Both are dullards, both had questionable election victories and finally both are born again christians)... nope i am not a basher for your information i believe God elects a leader not man and therefore i can only believe there is a reason why God has permitted these men to lead their individual countries.
Anyway, that isnt the cause of my venting ( but hey if you are going to vent you might as well vent about everything ventable (its a legit word...check MicWebster Dictionary).
The cause of my vexation would become clearer when you click on the link below. Listen to the whole conversation and the song after it... when you are done come back for my analysis or rather more venting.
http://www.3030radio.com/longer_hot97_tsunami.mp3
ok welcome back.... how ignorant could those morons be? how wicked(Wickid ..as my Ghanaian teacher would say) and cold hearted, how muguish ( yeah Mugu + ish... Oduduwa dictionary... under Mugu)... to say i am pissed is an Understatement.... over 170,000 people died as a result of the tsunami incident and you think as a radio show its appropriate to make fun of an incident of such magnitude. Sad ..really sad.... and you have the audacity to apologise now that your job is on the line.... Abeg! fire them and have the Mai-guard throw them out (ooops...i forgot we arent in Nigeria)...ok give them the pink slip and have security escort them off the premises (how mild, nice and proper that sounds..compared to the nigerian version).
They are the same people that take offense when they are called ignorant...Why wouldnt you be called ignorant when you take something so serious and make a fool out of yourselves with it...
How can i blame my teenage niece if i hear her singing the song...i cant cause she feels for these people to be on radio or television, they must be doing something right..
You see this is where i have a problem with the US and their talk of freedom... people do and say the craziest thing and justify it under the "rock" of freedom.
How would they like it if i showed up at their mothers/fathers or even a close relatives funeral and started singing
"i am glad you are dead,
glad you are dead,
i pray you go to hell and burn
glad you are dead"
or i broke out into a rap
" Die knuckle head die
i'm glad you choked on that Kentucky Fried Chicken bone
Now run along cause hell is going to be your home"
Phew! man venting sure is good... i started off with a full stomach now i am hungry again... a friend keeps telling me i need to eat more...so i guess the more i vent, the hungrier i get the more weight i gain...man i am a genius....
Miguel wants to say a word
hey amigos..... i've got great news to share with you all... hopefully this would lift the gloom ( i told y'all that Miguel is a psycho...y'all thought i was joking).... Oh well i just got back from my wednesday gig at the Gentleman's club.... met a Nigerian lady ..she said shes from Nollywood ( apparently thats Nigeria's Hollywood or lets say No.9 Iweka road, Onitsha....lol)... Anyway while giving this woman a lap dance ( Note to Miguel: need to tape a note on my left bum cheek "please tap lightly...very fragile")..she asked if i'd be interested in an acting career... WOAHHHH...finally my dream has come through.... i told her yes.... the amazing thing is, we start production at 10am on monday and the movie will be ready as early as 6pm that same monday ...the vendors should have it the next day on their shelves.... we havent decided on the title yet... the producer wants to call it "the king and amadioha", the lead actress wants to call it " whitney Bobby ( hmm i worry about this lead actress...she calls a sleeping gown a ball gown).. but i think we should call it "Naija terminator 1"...this way they'll be forced to make part two...(hey hey hey dont blame me this stripping thing isnt paying the bills)... Anyway i'll let y'all know what we decide... by the way Red leather or black leather?
The doctors say i am suffering from MPAWS [acronym, pronounced '-em'pause', not to be confused with menopause]: stands for MBA Post-Application Waiting Syndrome. Term used to designate the idiosyncratic behaviors of MBA applicants during the admissions decision period (ADP).
Miguel also wants to talk (here we go AGAIN!!!)
Happy Miguel
Checked my email this morning and noticed an email from McCombs Business School in Texas. Well i opened the email and yipeeeeeeee i have been invited for an interview at McCombs. Ok peeps only a select few get invited so join me in waving your boxers (gents) ...thongs (ladies) in the air, wave them like you just dont care...then screaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm.
And my career advisor said i wont make a good cheerleader.... guess she got laid off for giving peeps wrong advice.
Venting Miguel
I hate excuses! i am one person that feels people should take responsibility for their actions or lack of actions. Can't stand people that are supposed to be role models doing the silliest of things and then they open their mouth to say "oh i apologise" and expect to keep their jobs (Bush, Rice, Mba, Ngige....take note). There are somethings that are understandable, while others are blatant. Ok Ok Ok this really has nothing to do with politics at least not yet... i'll probably touch on the morons that we have as political leaders... Greedy murderers... illiterates ( have you all noticed any similiarities between Bush and Obasanjo? ahhhh let me drop three... Both are dullards, both had questionable election victories and finally both are born again christians)... nope i am not a basher for your information i believe God elects a leader not man and therefore i can only believe there is a reason why God has permitted these men to lead their individual countries.
Anyway, that isnt the cause of my venting ( but hey if you are going to vent you might as well vent about everything ventable (its a legit word...check MicWebster Dictionary).
The cause of my vexation would become clearer when you click on the link below. Listen to the whole conversation and the song after it... when you are done come back for my analysis or rather more venting.
http://www.3030radio.com/longer_hot97_tsunami.mp3
ok welcome back.... how ignorant could those morons be? how wicked(Wickid ..as my Ghanaian teacher would say) and cold hearted, how muguish ( yeah Mugu + ish... Oduduwa dictionary... under Mugu)... to say i am pissed is an Understatement.... over 170,000 people died as a result of the tsunami incident and you think as a radio show its appropriate to make fun of an incident of such magnitude. Sad ..really sad.... and you have the audacity to apologise now that your job is on the line.... Abeg! fire them and have the Mai-guard throw them out (ooops...i forgot we arent in Nigeria)...ok give them the pink slip and have security escort them off the premises (how mild, nice and proper that sounds..compared to the nigerian version).
They are the same people that take offense when they are called ignorant...Why wouldnt you be called ignorant when you take something so serious and make a fool out of yourselves with it...
How can i blame my teenage niece if i hear her singing the song...i cant cause she feels for these people to be on radio or television, they must be doing something right..
You see this is where i have a problem with the US and their talk of freedom... people do and say the craziest thing and justify it under the "rock" of freedom.
How would they like it if i showed up at their mothers/fathers or even a close relatives funeral and started singing
"i am glad you are dead,
glad you are dead,
i pray you go to hell and burn
glad you are dead"
or i broke out into a rap
" Die knuckle head die
i'm glad you choked on that Kentucky Fried Chicken bone
Now run along cause hell is going to be your home"
Phew! man venting sure is good... i started off with a full stomach now i am hungry again... a friend keeps telling me i need to eat more...so i guess the more i vent, the hungrier i get the more weight i gain...man i am a genius....
Miguel wants to say a word
hey amigos..... i've got great news to share with you all... hopefully this would lift the gloom ( i told y'all that Miguel is a psycho...y'all thought i was joking).... Oh well i just got back from my wednesday gig at the Gentleman's club.... met a Nigerian lady ..she said shes from Nollywood ( apparently thats Nigeria's Hollywood or lets say No.9 Iweka road, Onitsha....lol)... Anyway while giving this woman a lap dance ( Note to Miguel: need to tape a note on my left bum cheek "please tap lightly...very fragile")..she asked if i'd be interested in an acting career... WOAHHHH...finally my dream has come through.... i told her yes.... the amazing thing is, we start production at 10am on monday and the movie will be ready as early as 6pm that same monday ...the vendors should have it the next day on their shelves.... we havent decided on the title yet... the producer wants to call it "the king and amadioha", the lead actress wants to call it " whitney Bobby ( hmm i worry about this lead actress...she calls a sleeping gown a ball gown).. but i think we should call it "Naija terminator 1"...this way they'll be forced to make part two...(hey hey hey dont blame me this stripping thing isnt paying the bills)... Anyway i'll let y'all know what we decide... by the way Red leather or black leather?
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